My Dear - 23

To Writer

Dear Mr. Writer,

We know you are good at using words and all, but please, for God's sake (and yes, we know you don't believe in him) stop going on and on about your literary skills. We beg you, beseech you, plead on our knees. Just stop scratching your words on our faces.

Yours frustratedly,

Essar notepads

P.S. Brouhaha is not spelt broohah